Sooooo today I applied at

Claires
Victorias secret
Teavana
Oceanology
Charlotte rouse
Bath and body works
Chillies
Spencers
Annnnd Petco!

confusedtree:

Hang ‘Em High - My Chemical Romance

best-of-funny:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

X

minus-the-legend:

I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit

I told you guys not to blink.

pimp-stripper-loki:

vchrisi:

#EXCUSE ME WHILE I’M SCREECHING TO DEATH

#SCREAMS #FIRST SUPERWHO #NOW SUPERAVENGE #EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL ONCE MORE

*hugs back* you’re the best. Thanks.

Dude. I literally spent all of yesterday having panic attacks, then wearing myself out so bad I’d go to sleep.

I think I need to rethink my priorities, ya know?

allmykindsofthings:

awellkept-secret:

tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

let the civil war begin, tumblrites vs. yahooligans

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.